Post by Com-Red on May 17, 2016 0:13:02 GMT -5
Name: Kondrat Ilyich Dzhugashvili (Better known as Com-Red)
Age: ? ? ?
Gender: Male
Appearance: Com-Red is a broad shouldered, well-muscled, if not stocky man with an absolutely stunning, thick black mustache.Standing at 5'6", he does not strike an imposing figure. At 6'0" and dressed in his iconic uniform which consists of a long black button down jacket that he wears over bright right workers overalls, complimented by shiny red knee-high boots and his downright impressive marshal's hat, Com-Red is undoubtedly the most powerful looking man to ever grace the hard lands of Colingrad.
Power(s): A mutant of sorts, Com-Red is graced with cellular regeneration that allows him to recover from high levels of damage. He has the capability to regenerate his entire body on the fly as long as his [REDACTED] is left intact. His regeneration also grants him unnatural longevity, and to this day, not even he knows if he can die naturally as both age and disease have proven to be an ineffective means of killing him.
Com-Red also possesses a genius level IQ, allowing him to create highly advancedweapons scientific devices of many shapes and sizes. Unfortunately, Incredibly, he also has a bad habit the wonderful talent of making his weapons scientific devices overly complicated too great for normal minds to comprehend, so they tend to have glaring weaknesses alternate methods of shutting down.
Henchmen: The Kremlins, as Com-Red calls his private army, are your standard, factory-bred mooks. Clad in red and yellow jumpsuits that cover all but their nose and mouth, Kremlins all look exactly the same. Exactly the same. Perfect uniformity. No difference whatsoever, and there's nothing particularly special about a Kremlin except for the fact that Com-Red commands hundreds, no, thousands of them. Troop by troop, legion by legion, Com-Red has Kremlins available at any time and place in order to meet the demands of his evil schemes. No one really knows where Com-Red gets his manpower. Either Colingrad has the worlds largest supply of expendable people, or Com-Red actually does make his henchmen in a factory, perhaps with a cloning machine or otherhuman-rights violating genius device. Either way, if a hero has never said "There's no end to these guys!" they will definitely do so after crossing sickles with Com-Red
Personality: Com-Red is a wonderful and amazing person. He is so wonderful, in fact, that if any of the Kremlins step out of line or do something wrong, he puts them out of their mercy, usually with a well-placed blast with his signature gun, The Equalizer, in order to save them from their own stupidity. As well, he also loves to tell jokes, jokes soterribly, terribly awful incredible, that lesser minds don't comprehend their comedic value. Com-Red also loves to drink vodka and play chess, and hates losing letting other people win at chess. So if he accidentally lets them win, he kills them.
Origin Story: Kondrat was born in Colingrad, that much is sure, but as for how long ago? No one can say, not even Com-Red. If he indeed knows, and everyone assumes he does, he refuses to tell anyone, feigning forgetfulness and short attention span whenever asked about his age. Experts have placed his age somewhere between 40 and 400.
According to Com-Red, he was born a single child to his poor mother Katerina in a small cardboard box in coldest, darkest Colingrad. The attending physician was supposedly a caribou, and all the nurses were squirrels. Meanwhile, his father was out swilling vodka and ended up getting killed in a fist fight with twenty-seven bears after killing the first thirty-four. You see, any man worthy enough of calling Com-Red his son had to have killed thirty-four bears.
Beyond that, it was a hard life for young Kondrat, and to survive in coldest, darkest Colingrad, Com-Red says he was forced to eat the very squirrels that help him come out of his mother's womb. In revenge, the squirrels ate his mother, laughing at him while they did, and that was when he decided it was enough. Kondrat declared war on those whose mothers were not killed by squirrels, and if he had to suffer, then, in true communist fashion, so would everyone else. He also swore to kill anyone who asked him too many questions...SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Age: ? ? ?
Gender: Male
Appearance: Com-Red is a broad shouldered, well-muscled, if not stocky man with an absolutely stunning, thick black mustache.
Power(s): A mutant of sorts, Com-Red is graced with cellular regeneration that allows him to recover from high levels of damage. He has the capability to regenerate his entire body on the fly as long as his [REDACTED] is left intact. His regeneration also grants him unnatural longevity, and to this day, not even he knows if he can die naturally as both age and disease have proven to be an ineffective means of killing him.
Com-Red also possesses a genius level IQ, allowing him to create highly advanced
Henchmen: The Kremlins, as Com-Red calls his private army, are your standard, factory-bred mooks. Clad in red and yellow jumpsuits that cover all but their nose and mouth, Kremlins all look exactly the same. Exactly the same. Perfect uniformity. No difference whatsoever, and there's nothing particularly special about a Kremlin except for the fact that Com-Red commands hundreds, no, thousands of them. Troop by troop, legion by legion, Com-Red has Kremlins available at any time and place in order to meet the demands of his evil schemes. No one really knows where Com-Red gets his manpower. Either Colingrad has the worlds largest supply of expendable people, or Com-Red actually does make his henchmen in a factory, perhaps with a cloning machine or other
Personality: Com-Red is a wonderful and amazing person. He is so wonderful, in fact, that if any of the Kremlins step out of line or do something wrong, he puts them out of their mercy, usually with a well-placed blast with his signature gun, The Equalizer, in order to save them from their own stupidity. As well, he also loves to tell jokes, jokes so
Origin Story: Kondrat was born in Colingrad, that much is sure, but as for how long ago? No one can say, not even Com-Red. If he indeed knows, and everyone assumes he does, he refuses to tell anyone, feigning forgetfulness and short attention span whenever asked about his age. Experts have placed his age somewhere between 40 and 400.
According to Com-Red, he was born a single child to his poor mother Katerina in a small cardboard box in coldest, darkest Colingrad. The attending physician was supposedly a caribou, and all the nurses were squirrels. Meanwhile, his father was out swilling vodka and ended up getting killed in a fist fight with twenty-seven bears after killing the first thirty-four. You see, any man worthy enough of calling Com-Red his son had to have killed thirty-four bears.
Beyond that, it was a hard life for young Kondrat, and to survive in coldest, darkest Colingrad, Com-Red says he was forced to eat the very squirrels that help him come out of his mother's womb. In revenge, the squirrels ate his mother, laughing at him while they did, and that was when he decided it was enough. Kondrat declared war on those whose mothers were not killed by squirrels, and if he had to suffer, then, in true communist fashion, so would everyone else. He also swore to kill anyone who asked him too many questions...SO GET BACK TO WORK!